Peter P. Pumpkineater
Lord this is Peter 1
I know its been a while,
But I fear something horrid
Has been done to my wife
Sure I suspected something
When them boys laughed at the saloon
When I said I got to go now
My wife will be missing me soon
But never did I think
There was any real danger in sight,
If I had I'd’ve stayed home more
Making sure she was all right.
But I haven't seen her in days
I think that she went away
But I'm afraid she's been stole away,
Lord please let me know that she's safe
I had this terrible dream, it all went red before black
And the garden I once loved is rotting in the sun,
Only you know why, I can't go near that pumpkin patch.
I know I must sound unhinged
but I had that feeling again
I feel like the garden its grown eyes
Like them roots and vines are alive
As if I were to get too close
they'd reach around and grab ahold of me
Pull me down to their world
With their sharpened fingernail thorns
Copyright American Sinner
1 “Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but
couldn't keep her He put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well.”
Take care what you teach your kids.
Aside from contortionists, most women do not
fit in a pumpkin. Inappropriate kids’ rhyme.